paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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