So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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