Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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