Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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