who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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