Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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