all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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