how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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