I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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