You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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