and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
if i died would you start the facebook group?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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