At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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