I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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