Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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