he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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