it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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