Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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