I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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