Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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