...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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