no, he came in my armpit
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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