yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
