Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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