your parents love me but you hate me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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