Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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