I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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