Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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