honey bunches of taint.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I wear drunk well.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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