Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
why is half of my head shaved?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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