he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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