I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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