his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
tell me about the fingering
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