Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he shaved USA in his pubs
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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