And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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