Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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