He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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