do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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