So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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