is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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