he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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