I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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