oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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