Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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