sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Farmville is her only friend.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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