Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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