We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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