haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Everclear isn't food dammit
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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