I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
