You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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