my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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