Plan B is the new Plan A
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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