i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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