i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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