I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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