Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
only you would photoshop your dick
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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